OKAY friends I am heading out! wish me luck so I don’t get robbed or something on the train. 

HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THAT THOR/LOKI HIPSTER AU YET?? [assuming you ship them. can’t remember if you do sorry but yeAH YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THAT ONE]

CAN I HAVE A LINK? Not sure if I ship them yet but I’d give just about everything a shot, as long as the voice is nice and it’s well written!

take spare ones in case one is boring!

I’m at a total of five. I also have the Black Magician trilogy and Children of the Mind. I think I’m good! :D

*frantically downloads every podfic in reach*

"eating everything in my fridge" is a legitimate part of today’s to do list.

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

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belikebumblebee:

did-you-justt:

wunderkiste:

wunderkiste:

what do you call a roomful of fungus?

a mushroom

A roomfull of fungi would be ‘not mushroom’ because its full of fungi

OH MY GOD I JUST GOT THAT THIS ANOTHER PUN

it would make a great opportunity for a moshroom I’d say. especially since the mushrooms are such fungi. 

scarfboyxiv:

wackyshenanigans:

Before you dismiss your fanfiction idea as stupid, remember that Disney made a Hamlet AU with singing lions and a happy ending and it was one of their most beloved and successful films.

This is really inspiring

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)